The Crossy

The Crossy is a non-binary performer, lip sync artist, host, singer, and pervert.

Better known for their hit song “Douche” and for their constant attempts to make everyone love country music, The Crossy is basically a variety show with a pair of sexy hairy legs. Expect big hair (straight out of the bag), tiny dresses (straight from the charity shop), questionable choices (straight from childhood trauma), and an extra portion of ass cheeks no one asked for. 

The Crossy’s many talents include: looking pretty from the left, pretending to sing, talking absolute nonsenses into a microphone, and making people feel aroused and confused. The Crossy will make you laugh, reflect, cringe, and show you their butthole to raise money for LGBTQ+ charities.

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