Daltson’s diminutive doyennes of drag are back!
Your dad keeps saying #notallmen, and we agree, tall men are awful.
Come down to the karaoke-est hole in Dalston for a raucous night of drag from short kings, lanky queens and average peasants.
Your Hosts
R Graham
‘Political, sexy, and horrifying in equal parts’, ‘R’ Graham is a cheeky Yorkshire chappy who puts the gent in gentrification. He’s the boy next door nobody asked for, but that’s not going to stop him showing off his tools for you.
Aiden Strickland
Aiden is the UK’s leading drag ostrich, unless there’s another one, in which case he’s sorry. A Lipsync 1000 finalist, Hay Babes loser, RADA graduate, and yassified Rod Hull. Aiden’s so fucking stupid you’ll want to bury your head in the sand.
Featuring…
Bovril Lavigne
Thirsty for a steaming hot beefy drink? Having recently dragged their arse through through Top of the Slops competition at The Glory, Bovril Lavigne has got some very silly little ditties to perform in exchange for your validation. Our Bov is a gender-jumping character comedy artiste and drag thing with a taste for pure cheese, Great British campery, and just being dead daft for the queers.
Mild Peril
Mild Peril is a professional idiot, mediocre singer and Camilla Parker-Bowles impersonator. Some stupid people were sufficiently entertained by their performances around immigration, vaginas and the royal family to put them through to the finals of Lipsync 1000 and Top of the Slops. They’re 5’8 normally but in heels they are terribly arthritic. Splits as frequently as their trousers do.
Papà Parmigiano
Papà Parmigiano is a steal your girl kinda guy, a proper Italian stallion with the goods and the Parmesan to match. He’ll will sweep you off your feet with fiery Italian charm. We’ve all come across a Papà – but this one’s shameless. Expect his digits on the back of your bill.