Didn’t manage to get tickets to Glasto this year!?

Don’t worry, Carrot is here to give you all the end-of-June Festival vibes you could possibly ask for…. Feeling not even slightly bitter they weren’t booked to headline the pyramid stage (AGAIN!), they’ve decided to pull together a joyous and fabulous set of performances and games using the songs of Glastonbury Festival artists past and present. There’ll be intimate moments of live piano and singing, with Carrot tinkering away on their yamaha, as well as big camp numbers that’ll have you up on your feet with your arms in the air like you just don’t care.

Festival wear is HIGHLY ENCOURAGED – I want tassels, sequins, glitter, flower crowns… y’know… all that tacky ASOS sh*te you only bring out for a festival. Prizes for the best dressed!

After the show there will be karaoke, free entry for the general public – you have been warned! Songs by past Glasto headliners get first dibs.


Doors: 7pm

Show: 8pm – approx 9:30pm (with an interval)

Karaoke: 10pm onwards!


Basically – tickets are pay what you can afford. I’ve put a few options as suggestions, but if you’d like to come and cannot afford a ticket please just drop me an email.


The Karaoke Hole has gender neutral toilets, but is unfortunately not wheelchair accessible – it’s in a basement bar accessible via stairs. Please note that this show will contain flashing lights and loud music. Free +1 tickets are available for carers, if you require this or if there is anything else we can do to make this event more accessible to you, please email

This show is running a NOTAFLOF (not turned away from lack of funds) scheme, if you cannot afford a ticket please email and we can sort something for you.

Please note this show also runs a strict DBAD (don’t be a dick) policy, and is a safe space for LGBTQ+ people. Come as you are, and you will be celebrated. Transphobia, homophobia and racism will not be tolerated under any circumstances – and we reserve the right to ask disrespectful audience members to leave without refund.

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