Chromatica Cabaret

There could be 100 people in the room, and 99 don’t believe you can make an entire show out of Chromatica… Join us, FINALLY, for an evening in celebration of the sixth studio album by Lady Gaga.
None of our names are Alice.
We don’t need a reason.
You’re only asking us to show you a real good time.
Restrictions are easing, and we’ll be free women.
You’re guaranteed to have fun on this night.

Our biggest enemy is Covid-19.
Cos we’ve spent too long, dancing all alone, dancing to this album.
Take a seat, take a seat.
We could be anything, even a cabaret.
Psychologically, it’s something that we can’t explain.

When we were in lockdown, it felt immortal.
We need to hear Chromatica in 1000 clubs.
We’re gonna serve it to you ancient city style.


“Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it.” – Stephany Germaphobe


£10+booking fee

Early show: Doors 7pm, show 8pm

Late show: doors 10pm,  show 10:30pm

COVID Safety measures

  • Tickets are sold by the table. Tables cannot be comprised of more than two households. No mingling between tables.
  • All customers must remain seated unless using the toilet, and observe social distancing of 1m+ at all times.
  • Face coverings to be worn by all customers when moving through the venue.
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